shark-b0y:

JOIN THE SKELETON WAR, THEY SAID. IT’LL BE FUN, THEY SAID. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE I AM CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF A FUCKING BUILDING BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT ASS WAR. FUCK YOU, JERRY, THIS WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA

shark-b0y:

JOIN THE SKELETON WAR, THEY SAID. IT’LL BE FUN, THEY SAID. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE I AM CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF A FUCKING BUILDING BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT ASS WAR. FUCK YOU, JERRY, THIS WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA

(via aworldofourown)

luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

(via itscrystaaal)

thesassylorax:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

comedy gold

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it just keeps getting better

Owl you can fly

(via guardian-of-our-galaxy)

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

― But some part of him realized, even as he fought to break free from Lupin, that Sirius had never kept him waiting before… . Sirius had risked everything, always, to see Harry, to help him… . If Sirius was not reappearing out of that archway when Harry was yelling for him as though his life depended on it, the only possible explanation was that he could not come back… . That he really was …

(via marauders-fanfilm)

danielkanhai:

my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize i’m like, “maybe someday i’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and live there alone.”

(via tom-sits-like-a-whore)

  • Harry: Alright now we're gonna learn expelliarmus.
  • Some lil twit in the DA: but isn't that kind of a pansy-ass spell?
  • Harry: I have LITERALLY USED THIS AGAINST THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, TAKE A SEAT SON.

In the United States:

kissmelou:

crushed-dreams-and-cats:

The north:
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The south:
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this is unbelievably true

(via hoard-all-the-toilet-paper)

astudyiniero:

girls don’t want boyfriends girls want a seven book series about the marauders’ life at hogwarts

(via hoard-all-the-toilet-paper)

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-internet-addict:

pottern:

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

(via hoard-all-the-toilet-paper)

the-bucky-barnes:

 Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! If you don’t, I don’t care, I’ll PULL A GUN ON YOU, PAL. 

cosplayers: bucky & natasha.

(via hoard-all-the-toilet-paper)

allthingstechtheatre:

whitehairkun:

uhhsage:

petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."

*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*

december-whether-or-not

"The Bible says Adam and Eve,

not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”

Mom: “your just going through a stage”

Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*

(via hoard-all-the-toilet-paper)

raktajino-hot:

chekovprivilege:

a scot from scotland with the last name scott nicknamed scotty drinking scotch

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(via guardian-of-our-galaxy)

discountbinninja:

inkwelldried:

cocoabutterbabe:

cocoabutterbabe:

This is an accessory store where everything is $1.

They even have cosmetics! brushes, lipstick, and lashes as well as cute socks and panties!!

woah!

Because I know some of you lovelies are glam but poor.  It’s good for your mental health to do something nice, even if it’s cheap as dirt.

(via tom-sits-like-a-whore)